Orange-pilling friends, familiy, and newbies is
hard work (and often ineffective)…
At least until now
Introducing…
Dear Fellow Bitcoiner,
ith this powerful tool in your arsenal, you will…
- Effortlessly orange-pill friends/familiy/newbies in less than 25 minutes…
- Win every Bitcoin argument before it starts (Jedi mind trick I’ll reveal below)…
- Always know where to send ’em (and stack free #sats 24/7 doing it)…
This Lean, Mean Orange-Pilling Machine™ Not Only…
Saves you tons of time, effort, and grief…
It also gives you an…
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How?
Simply send cold/lukewarm newbies trickling down this mind-blowing funnel…
And it will…
Turn them into raving maxis drooling all over your affiliate link at the bottom…
Orange-Pilling Newbies, Friends, and Family Has Never Been Easier…
Let’s face it…
Normies will most likely never finish reading that Bitcoin article you recommended, let alone books…
Why?
It boils down to 3 things:
- Too boring, technical, and educational (not benefit-oriented)…
- Lack of subtle salesmanship techniques (no sense of urgency)…
- No strong Call To Action in the end (they have nowhere to go)…
The Instant Cold-To-Sold Orange-Pilling Rabbit Hole™ is a…
Professional-grade Bitcoin Sales Letter “masquerading” as a Bitcoin Crash Course All-In-One Masterclass…
Here’s how it works…
They get a mind-blowing Bitcoin education in ∼25 minutes, while being subtly instilled with a growing sense of FOMO and urgency…
This keeps them glued to the screen (ensuring that they finish in one sitting)…
At the same time…
It whips them into a FOMO frenzy…
By the time they get to your Call To Action affiliate link…
They’ll be begging for a simple way in…
Swan Bitcoin (or any Bitcoin Company of your choosing) takes care of the rest, and you get a paid in #sats…
All major newbie objections are demolished, or even turned into strong selling points…
Sounds great, but how much #sats can I expect to stack from this?
If you go with Swan Bitcoin…
You get 25% of Swan’s 0.99% purchasing fee per BTC purchase they make for 1 full year after they sign up via your Swan Bitcoin affiliate link.
Swan will educate them further, and help them with self-custody and a recurring buy plan…
I see the commission as a “bonus” though, as the main focus is to inch us ever closer to Hyperbitcoinization…
Consider what is known as The Butterfly Effect and The 100th Monkey Effect…
The big payday comes when the proverbial “100th monkey” gets orange-pilled…
That’s the point of no return, when the orange snowball finally starts rolling downhill…
Check The Live Demo For Yourself (And Scroll Further Down To Claim Your Copy Immediately…)
Live Demo of The Instant Orange-Pilling Rabbit Hole™ (opens in new tab)…
Drive Them Mad With Curiosity (And Win Every Bitcoin Argument Before
It Even Starts)…
No more desperate attempts…
To win every Bitcoin argument, simply tell them (like Satoshi):
“If you cannot spare 25 minutes to dig through this life-changing article, I don’t have time to convince you…”
This puts YOU in the POWER-POSITION every time, and here’s the kicker…
The more indifferent you are, the more you’ll drive them mad with curiosity…
They might not admit it at first, but they will tumble down that rabbit hole sooner rather than later…
Once they do…
What they see cannot be unseen, and the FOMO keeps building in them…
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Here is an overview of what you get…
The Instant Cold-To-Sold Orange-Pilling Rabbit Hole™…
Volume on and full screen is recommended for this 1-minute intro video…
- Plug&Play ready Orange-Pilling Rabbit Hole™ (works with any website)…
- A way to win all Bitcoin arguments (by simply referring them to the URL)…
- Get paid 25 % of Swan’s purchasing fees (in #sats) per referral for 1 full year…
- Don’t have/want a website? No problem! Check the bonuses below…
Time-Limited Early-Bird Opportunity (If You Provide Me With Your Testimonial)…
A professional sales page like this will often sell for as much as $5,000 to $10,000…
This is the price range for the Reseller license I’m selling to different Bitcoin companies…
However…
I want every bitcoiner to be able to have this powerful orange-pilling machine in their arsenal…
For this reason…
I am willing to give you a single site license for only $299 (paid in #sats).
Here’s the good news…
I need a few testimonials for this brand new offer…
So…
Until I have a 2-3 I’m happy with, you get the…
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Tweet your testimonial, and email/DM me the link to get:
$50 worth of #sats to your chosen wallet (conditions apply*).
*Conditions:
Tweet must include:
- Full product name: The Instant Cold-To-Sold Orange-Pilling Rabbit Hole™.
- A positive testimonial that reflects how you feel about the product.
- NB! TIME-LIMITED BONUS (can be removed at any time)…
- (You cannot get this bonus together with bonus 3).
Bonus 2: Life-Time Updates…
- If an update is needed, I will announce it on Twitter.
- Follow me on Twitter to get the latest version always…
- The URL to all future updates is included in the Instructions PDF ReadMe file.
Bonus 3: Free Hosting (time-limited!)
- Simply DM/Email me your Swan Bitcoin affiliate link, and…
- I will host your Rabbit Hole Page right here on this site.
- You get a unique URL from me that you can refer people to.
- NB! This bonus may also disappear at any time…
- (depending on how many people who claim it).
So, What Will It Be…
Keep calm, stack #sats, and never waste time convincing anyone again…
Sure…
You can continue to orange-pill people the hard and ineffective way…
Or…
You can simply get your single-site license copy, and…
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- Whip no-coiners into a FOMO frenzy where they’ll beg to be converted…
- Stack free #sats effortlessly for life as a Swan Bitcoin affiliate…
- Never waste time arguing about Bitcoin with normies again…
- Shepard them safely into a self-custody setup via Swan Bitcoin…
Alternatively…
You can simply refer them to my rabbit hole…
This means that you don’t get the commissions, but at least it saves you the hassle…
Whatever you choose, at least you now…
Always have somewhere to send newbies, which saves you tons of time, effort, and headaches…
Click the Link Below To Download Your Single-Site Licensed Copy Of:
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